Emma and Tom having a chat during the GQ Men of the Year Awards
OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME OMFG AHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES
This is the most important book in the world
1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke).
2. Ask every person you meet how their day is going. Genuinely ask with the sole intention of learning how their day is. Ask the coffee shop employee. Ask the person next to you in line at Walmart. Ask your distant friend. Ask everyone.
3. Take many photos of yourself. Take photos of yourself when you’re happy. Take photos of yourself when you’re sad. Take photos of yourself because there are millions of trees in the world, and we all look at the same sky, but there is only one of you.
4. Stay in contact with your parents. Try not to hate them. They are the reason you have the ability to feel anything at all. Try not to hate your parents.
5. Opening your skin will not set your demons free. Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands.
6. Nobody knows anybody completely. That’s okay.
7. Be gentle, but be aggressive. Take a stand. Nobody hears your voice if you stay silent.
8. Respect everybody. We are all humans trying to survive. We all deserve respect.
9. Wearing black will ALWAYS make you feel better about yourself.
10. Always give tips, whether it be a couple extra dollars or a piece of mind. You never know how much you could be helping someone.
11. Change is the only thing consistent in life. Do not allow that bother you. Embrace chance and move with life, whichever direction it chooses to take you.
12. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends. Smile when nobody is looking and you’re alone in your bedroom. Smile when somebody is rambling to you.
13. Body image means nothing. Your body is merely just a seatbelt in the car. Your body is here to protect you. You choose the direction you go, and your body will not hold you back. Only you can hold yourself back.
14. Don’t hold grudges. Don’t allow yourself to hate anybody. Forgive them. Learn to love them for the person you never got to see them to be. Believe that a beautiful human exists in that person. Wish them well.
15. Drink orange juice. Lot’s of it.
16. Don’t allow the opinions of others to choose your destiny. We are all simply trying to live our own life.
17. Sing all the time. Sing off key. Sing in a silly voice. Sing like you’re on stage. Sing no matter who is around. Singing is breathing for the soul. Sing.
18. Take time to think. Write your feelings down. Write letters to the people you love. Texting is overrated and not as heartfelt as a nice handwritten letter.
19. Live for yourself. Breathe for yourself. Do everything in your life for nobody but you. This is your life. This is it.
|—||Katey Chrest (via 33113)|
I was trying to get a shiny Zorua but instead ended up with nearly 700 Zorua puppies. Honestly I don’t even consider that a huge loss, and my only regret is that I cannot play with my 690 Zorua in Pokemon Amie all at the same time.
I don’t let any puppy go without a name, so I nicknamed every single one of them. There’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, Brain, Dexter, Douglas, Cosgrove, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Balto, Thor, Loki, Cap, Bruce, Banner, Tony, Stark, Clint, Barton, Nick, Fury, Phil, Coulson, Natalia, Romanova, Ylvis, Urheim, Vegard, Yugi, Yuki, Yusei, Yuma, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, Geromy, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Gipsy, Danger, Cherno, Alpha, Striker, Eureka, Crimson, Typhoon, Coyote, Tango, Tacit, Ronin, Romeo, Blue, Brawler, Yukon, Horizon, Brave, Diablo, Intercept, Chrome, Brutus, Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, Inspectah, U-God, Masta Fetcha, Cappadonna, Ol’ Cuddly, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Venus, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mozilla, Google, Opera, Safari, Explorer, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Calvin, Hobbes, Turner, Hooch, Starsky, Hutch, Murtaugh, Riggs, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Clover, Fin, Die, Crowbar, Snowman, Stitch, Sawbuck, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Quarters, Cans, Doc, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, Jordan, Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Deuce, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Heir, Knight, Seer, Prince, Page, Mage, Thief, Bard, Rogue, Sylph, Maid, Witch, Lord, Muse, Walt, Jesse, Hank, Tuco, Gus, Saul, Mike, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hartford, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusets, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, York, Raleigh, Bismarck, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Columbia, Pierre, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Charleston, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Nathan, William, Skwisgaar, Toki, Pickles, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Kankri, Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Fox, Falco, Slippy, Krystal, Peppy, AJ, Howie, Carter, Kevin, Brian, Lance, JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Clark, Kent, Wayne, Diana, Shayera, Hol, Hal, Stewart, Kyle, Rayner, Wally, West, J’onn, J’onzz, Kal, El, North, South, East, Dre, Yella, Eazy, Ren, Cube, Arabian, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nas, Snoop, The Game, Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam, Ludacris, 2pac, Notorious, Chamillion, Run, DMC, Jam Master J, Posdnuos, Maseo, Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zachery, Tommy, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, Dionysus, Hades, Persephone, Asclepius, Eros, Hebe, Pan, Deimos, Chronos, Nyx, Hyperion, Helios, Hemera, Atlas, Prometheus, Oceanus, Rhea, Ophion, Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Flourine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Catnip, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Sr38, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Thallium, Lead, Bizmuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Proactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordum, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Ununpentium, Livermorium, Ununseptium, Ununoctium, Aken, Aker, Ammit, Amun, Amunet, Anhur, Anubis, Anuket, Apophis, Apis, Atum, Bast, Bat, Bes, Geb, Hapi, Hathor, Heget, Henet, Horus, Isis, Iusaaset, Khepry, Khnum, Khonsu, Kek, Maahes, Ma’at, Menhit, Meretseger, Meskhenet, Montu, Min, Mnevis, Mout, Naunet, Osiris, Ptah, Qebui, Ra, Reshep, Seker, Set, Sebek, Shu, Tatenen, Thoth, Wadj-wer, Wepwawet, Agravain, Bagdemagus, Bedivere, Bors, Breunor, Calogrenant, Caradoc, Dagnet, Dinadan, Gaheris, Galahad, Gareth, Gawain, Geraint, Griflet, Hector, Kay, Lamorak, Lancelot, Leodegrance, Lionel, Lucan, Maleagant, Marhaus, Palamedes, Pelleas, Pellinore, Percival, Safir, Sagramore, Segwarides, Tor, Tristan, Uriens, Ywain, Elyan, Ector, Arthur, Constantine, Gorlois, Lot, Mark, Merlin, Mordred, Uther, Acher, Ajax, Alban, Altair, Alvar, Andor, Apara, Apari, Argus, Asher, Astor, Azizi, Bakari, Baruti, Biffo, Boldar, Bruno, Bubba, Carvin, Cedric, Claude, Cleetus, Copano, Cosmos, Cyprin, Cypris, Cyrus, Damon, Darius, Delbin, Devlin, Eldrid, Enzo, Gavin, Gildas, Gunnar, Halvor, Hexus, Isaak, Ivor, Jarvis, Jed, Kasiya, Kelvin, Kosoko, Lateef, Lindar, Lucas, Lutalo, Lyle, Magnus, Marco, Maximos, Mazi, Mudada, Nestor, Nevin, Nils, Obasi, Oswin, Ragnar, Revilo, Rosco, Sadiki, Titan, Todoro, Tomas, Trondo, Ulric, Unika, Useni, Zane, Zantor, Zeke, Zikomo, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Onewa, Whenua, Trespasser, Onibaba, Knifehead, Otachi, Leatherback, Raiju, Scunner, and Slattern and I love every single one of them.
just thinking of how long this took to write gives me anxiety
goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire
The GOP tweeted that Rosa Parks had ended racism. That, of course, led to the creation of the hasthag #racismendedwhen and the rest is history.
This is perfect
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care