powders-and-oils:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

my dude is mentally impaired tryna drink that milk tho lol. 

Having one of those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial? haha

Either this alcohol is hitting me or Tumblr is just f*cking amazing right now. hahahaha

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

THIS IS TUMBLR.

castielofasgard:

asgardianarmy:

lifeofaquietloudgirl:

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

bathroomwallanarchy:

They’re not the best but…

yellowmodelchiiick:

lunchtrae:

i literally just threw the fuck up

can i just kill myself 

“Certainly Yahoo has a track record of taking cool and making it uncool,” said Altimeter Group analyst Brian Solis.

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

Looks like ODD FUTURE. haha