WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
my dude is mentally impaired tryna drink that milk tho lol.
Having one of those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial? haha
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
THIS IS TUMBLR.
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
They’re not the best but…
i literally just threw the fuck up
can i just kill myself
“Certainly Yahoo has a track record of taking cool and making it uncool,” said Altimeter Group analyst Brian Solis.
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”